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Whoops, I think I just gave a really bad impression of North America to Boy Next Door.

I was in the kitchen innocently eating apples and honey and for the first time in Belgium, I had a conversation about sexual activities. I think it was a breakthrough. Maybe I am finally beginning to be accepted!


I have no idea how it started, but generally Boy Next Door seems to be a little bit more.....loose then my other Belgian neighbours.

I told him about rainbow parties. Which he now thinks I have actually attended. Which, obviously I have not.


Then I tried to explain to him the 'culture of hooking up'. See, because everyone in Belgium is a serial monogomist, while everyone in North America is a serial slut.

I kinda think he wants to move to American now.

And I explained how in clubs in N.A ppl actually grind to rap music and shake their ass. Apparantly here, a Belgian girl would slap them.

This is such an unslutty country!!!


The girls here are tres buttoned up and the guys keep you at an arms length. Like omg, if I give you a hug it doesn't mean I want to blow you!
Even though blow jobs here are probably like the biggest deal ever. (They are for me, as well :))

So now they think everything they see in American movies is true. Which, speaking for Canada, it isn't. But...Americans friends, and two-a-days tell me they are pretty accurate for their country.

I was just trying to explain how the atmosphere is really differnet here. Even people from Ireland, Britian and Italy agree. There is no 'going on the pull' here (as Joanna-Gallagher-Look-Alike puts it)


And I think the best demonstration of how Belgian is more sexually reserved then Canada (minus the condom machines on the street) is that this was the first in depth conversation I've had about w/ Belgians!!!

So now he thinks I'm a huge slut. I tried to tell him that..um..I wasn't...but he actually doesn't believe me. But maybe in this country I am a slut. And that would be REALLY REALLLY SAD. Because I am giant NON slut. Fo real yo.


Now excuse me as I drink a bottle of Vino Rosso Biologico and be the slutty 'uncultured north american' that I am.



Quote of the day

"Maybe because they have none of their own culture they have to replace it with sex"

Random Belgian in my kitchen refering to Americans

" Girls either have breasts or brains"

Boy next door saying that there ARE slutty girls in Belgium, they just don't go to university. I took this one personally. You too can have extra large breasts and still have an A- GPA. Fucking North American Dream.


AND just to prove that I am not making this shit up....




The Slippery Slope of Promiscuity

Once premarital sex and adultery are tolerated, women must become increasingly promiscuous in order to attract men. When a man chooses between two women, if all else is equal, he will take the woman who is more sexually available. Because of this, women competing for attractive men are caught in a downward spiral where they must compete amongst each other with increasing promiscuity. Since the invention of the pill and the advent of the sexual revolution, women have had to become consistently more sexual in their clothing and behavior. Women who attempt to dress modestly and practice restraint have difficulty attracting men from their more sexually available competition.


The Hook-Up Myth
While there are many different ways in which the College’s rural environment makes the Dartmouth experience unique, the hook-up culture is simply not one of them. Regardless of geography and academic calendar, hook-up culture dominates collegiate social scenes across the entire nation.




Hooking up, losing out? The new culture of teen sex ... and how to talk to your campers about it: healthy teens--third in a series of three articles.

Sure, sexual behavior among adolescents is nothing new. But what is new is the startling casualness and regularity with which the "hooking up" takes place. The metamorphosis from relationship-based (relational) sex to recreational sex has many experts wondering if some young people are jeopardizing their future ability to form significant emotional attachments and construct healthy adult relationships.


Told You. Fuck man i could write a best seller on this subject. Probably so could everyone else who went to Jewcamp. It could be called "Do you know where the fuck your sending your kids? Oh wait..you do ..because you want us all to have Jew babies."

K sorry Ive had 2 glasses of wine already, ill stop while im ahead.